Paleo Pad See Ew

Paleo Pad See Ew
Yield: 2-3 servings
Prep time: 10 minutes
Cook time: 40 minutes

Ingredients:

For the noodles:

1 and 1/2 cups tapioca starch

2 eggs
1/2 cup water
2 tablespoons olive oil, plus extra for cooking*
Pinch of sea salt

For the sauce:

3 tablespoons coconut aminos

2 tablespoons honey
1 teaspoon unseasoned rice vinegar
1/4 teaspoon sambal oelek, or more to taste for a spicier dish
1/4 teaspoon Red Boat fish sauce, optional (omit for a vegetarian dish)
2 cloves minced fresh garlic or 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
2 tablespoons water, plus more as needed

For the pad see ew:

4 scallions, trimmed and chopped into 1-inch segments
2 carrots, peeled, trimmed, and thinly sliced on the diagonal
3/4 lb. broccoli florets or Chinese broccoli, chopped into bite-size pieces
2 eggs, beaten
2 tablespoons olive oil
*, coconut oil, or ghee, plus more as needed

*A light-tasting olive oil is best for this recipe, as a full-bodied EVOO might influence the flavor of the dish too much.

First, make the noodles.  Heat about a teaspoon of oil in an 8-inch nonstick skillet over medium-high heat.  Combine all ingredients in a large bowl and whisk together until no lumps remain.  When the oil is hot, pour in about 1/3 cup of batter and swirl it to coat the pan.  Spoon in a little more batter to fill in any holes.  Cook for about one minute, until the noodle crepe appears dry on top and is pulling away from the edges of the pan.  Carefully flip the crepe and cook for about 30 seconds on the other side, then transfer to a plate.  Repeat the process with the remaining batter, adding a little more oil if your crepes start to stick.  You can stack all the finished crepes on top of each other on the plate, and should end up with about six crepes.  Set them aside to cool.  Once the noodles are cool enough to handle, slice the crepes into 1-inch wide strips.  These will be your noodles.  Tease them apart somewhat so they’re not all stuck together when you add them to the pan later.

To make the sauce, combine all ingredients in a small bowl and whisk well.

To make the pad see ew, heat the oil or ghee in a very large skillet or wok over medium-high heat.  When the oil is hot, add the scallions and cook, stirring occasionally, until beginning to brown, 1-2 minutes.  Add the broccoli and carrots and continue to stir-fry for another five minutes, or until crisp-tender and beginning to brown.  Push the vegetables to the outer edges of the skillet, creating a space in the middle.  Add a little more oil if necessary, then pour in the beaten eggs.  Let the eggs cook until almost set, then scramble them with a spatula and push them to the edges with the vegetables.  Add a little more oil once again if the skillet looks dry, and place the noodles in the middle.  Pour the sauce on top and let sit for about thirty seconds, then stir-fry for 2-3 more minutes, tossing frequently to coat everything with the sauce and letting the noodles get a bit browned in spots.  Add an extra splash of water or coconut aminos and toss to coat if the dish looks too dry.  Serve immediately.